After Transmigrating as a CEO’s Stand-In, All I Want Is to Make Money

On my first day after transmigrating, the CEO tosses me 200,000 yuan. Me: Boss, do I get overtime pay for working late? Her: ...You’re a stand-in. Me: Stand-ins should get triple pay for overtime too, right? It’s right there in the labor laws! She looks at me like I’m an idiot. I don’t care. An idiot I may be, but that’s 200,000 yuan! Play the piano? Sure! I’ll do a construction-site version of “Für Elise”! Be your escort? No problem! Should I bring my own tux, or will the company reimburse me? She thinks I’m vulgar, greedy, and nothing like her beloved white moonlight. I nod like a bobblehead. Right, right, you’re absolutely right! When her white moonlight returns from abroad, everyone waits to see me get thrown out. I grab my suitcase and rush for the door, overjoyed, but she grabs me and pulls me back. “Song Shiyu,” she says, staring at me. “You’re staying.” I’m baffled. “Boss, this doesn’t count as a work injury, does it?” She laughs in exasperation. “It does.” This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.