How Come I Am a Commoner, Xiaoxiao, and Possess the Five Thunders Zhengfa?

Chen Daolin, twenty-one years old, the black-headed master of Lushan and the descendant of Shenxiao Thunder Bone, set up a fortune-telling stall in the alley of the old city for five yuan a fortune. Others tell your fortune by reading your palm, but he tells your fortune by reading your palm to see if there is anything on you. In a thunder case three hundred years ago, Lei Yuanzi, the last master of the Shenxiao sect, integrated the Lushan method into his body and sealed the nine-tailed sky fox cub in a bronze mirror, leaving half of the thunder seal to wait for a successor who would be born every three hundred years. Three hundred years later, the mirror shattered, and a Miss Jiu from the Northeastern Hu family with white fox ears emerged. She ate melon seeds better than anyone else. Her hair exploded when she saw the toilet flush. She filmed a TV show and thought someone was trapped inside. She was only afraid of thunder—she crawled into his arms when there was a thunder. From then on, there was a poor alley in the old city, and there was always a beautiful girl by his side, who always kept melon seeds in her hands and hid her tail under her skirt. Is the yellow skin in the chess and card room charming? Thunder is waiting in the palm. The evil ghost in the office building is asking for his life? Lushan Dharma rope is tied up. The Hu family from the Northeast came to ask for someone? Sorry, Jiu Mei is messing with me now. What? The disciples of Longhu Mountain say that I am evil? This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.