HP: from Family Guy to Azkaban

Traveling to the world of Family Guy, admiring the body of an ancient god, planning to assassinate his aunt Louise with his cousin Stewie, and learning to arrest people with Old Joe in a wheelchair. Matthew originally wanted to live the rest of his life "ordinary", but a letter found in his uncle Pete's dinner owl changed the rest of Matthew's life. Dumbledore: "In Voldemort, I seem to see the purity and beauty of human nature." McGonagall: "I thought the Weasley twins were invincible, but I didn't expect there were more powerful generals than them." Snape: "Evil, so evil, even Lily's brilliance cannot illuminate this gloomy life of mine." Sorting Hat: "I just said that my decision was not wrong. He should have gone to Azkaban back then." Voldemort: "The settlement is over. Matthew won the MVP in the Battle of Hogwarts. I became the winning dog. Round Clam Town is really a place with outstanding people. I should go there to study." Matthew spread his hands helplessly: "I'm just a good student who does my duty. Why does everyone want to send me to Azkaban?" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.