Transmigrate into a world of martial arts crossover stories and take Yang Guo's place.
Awaken the Cao Thief Saint Physique. The more you indulge, the stronger you become!
The stunning Aunt Guo is in for a wild ride from the start!
“Aunt Guo, you wouldn’t want Uncle Guo to find out what you looked like last night, would you?”
Huang Rong: “You’ve got some nerve! Brother Jing is right outside!”
Xiao Longnu: “Dragon Rider? What does that mean? You’re going to ride me?”
Li Mochou: “A mature woman? You want to tame me, the Scarlet Serpent Fairy?”
Li Qingluo: “You beast! How can you have it both ways?”
Ning Zhongze: “Don’t do it inside! Yue Buqun is outside!”
Wang Yuyan: “You! With my mother... how can you do that with me too...?”
Qin Hongmian: “Auntie has been single for fifteen years. I’ve finally been waiting for you!”
Dao Baifeng: “Yu’er offended you, so I’ll repay you in his place!”
Gan Baobao: “Between me and Zhong Ling, do you prefer one bowl of rice with two toppings?”
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.