1. Stand-up-comedy-style commentary, with jokes in every chapter. Don’t read it late at night unless you want to burst out laughing.
2. An NPC with a jealous streak in the game × a handsome game designer who has had a crush on her for five years in real life. Double the sweetness.
3. An infinite-loop story with repeatable runs, room to continue, and two million words without padding.
4. The ending has an iconic “Even if I had only one mouth left, I’d still kiss you” scene. Not for the sugar-sensitive.
“I looped through the game a thousand times. He had a crush on me in real life for five years.”
It turns out the longest loop is the one where someone hides their love in the code, waiting for me to come and read it myself.
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
