Siheyuan: I Bring Planned Economy to the Courtyard During the Famine

The whole courtyard thinks I've gone crazy.

Actually, they're the ones who need to wake up.

I transmigrated, and from the start I kicked someone so hard I nearly ended up before the King of Hell.

Luckily, I got a System. No cultivation, just getting electrocuted.

Electric shocks gave me Tyson's build and fists of iron.

At the grain station, I carried so many sacks I became the king of all workaholics.

When I ran into thugs on the street, one punch was all it took to recruit them as my underlings.

In the courtyard, I'm Yang, the biggest fool around.

Yi Zhonghai tried to scheme against me? I turned the tables and swindled fifty yuan from him, crushing his hopes of having someone support him in his old age.

Xu Damao tried to play tricks? Now his legs go weak whenever he sees me. It's too late even if he calls me Dad.

In the workshop, I'm the number one sledgehammer champion.

In the office, I'm the top star for writing reports.

And I even married the prettiest girl in Xidan, the daughter of a woman everyone calls the most alluring mother-in-law.

You think I'm stupid?

I just can't be bothered to play along with you.

These days, whoever's really stupid is the one who loses.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.