Anime Crossover: I Roast Siegfried, and a Marriage Contract Binds Kiana to Me

After transmigrating into Honkai Impact 3rd, Ming Yi knocked Kiana unconscious from the start. The moment he reached out to help her up, Judgment of Shamash was pressed to the back of his head. Siegfried had caught him in the act. The System presented four ways to get himself killed: steal Kiana's first kiss, call Mei and threaten to trade her for someone else, leave a note framing Mei, or shout out into the alley that times had changed for his father-in-law and brandish a marriage certificate. He chose the last one. Siegfried took one look at the photo and snapped: "Otto, you set me up!"

During their seven days living together, the System kept spamming notifications: Kiana's marriage certificate locked in; Raiden Ei's photo used as bait; a flame war with Big Duck over the internet ended with him blocked. Elysia's voice pack revealed the power to manifest the imaginary. Ming Yi countered by conjuring a Fenghuang Down to test the System's limits. Fu Hua fell silent for a moment. "Are you sure you want to alter your own memories?" He closed his eyes and sealed away the real clues. When he woke up, Bronya's account had exploded, and Mei was smiling darkly at the door, because Kiana had recited every one of Mei's lines from her chuuni phase.

When Cocolia's mecha smashed through the window, Ming Yi stepped in front of the tuna and grinned over his shoulder. "Father-in-law, times really have changed. Now it's the son-in-law's turn to protect your daughter."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.