The Mute Scavenger in This Rules-Horror Tale Is the Boss

Hahahaha! You don't know the first thing about urban fantasy! Those plots where you get a System from the start and beautiful women throw themselves at you are all someone else's discarded trash! The truly insane stuff has to grow out of a green garbage bin at three in the morning! Let me tell you: every city is a set of nested garbage bins. The takeout box you throw away is trash, the time you waste slacking off at work is trash, and even you are junk casually tossed aside by someone higher up! Listen up. This novel has no invincible hero, no tycoon and heiress, just a mute scavenger who thinks even breathing costs too much, and a No. 7 garbage bin that spits out “sweetheart” at the same time every day. Think this is a story about turning your life around by collecting garbage? Wrong! Think it's an endless series of survival-game scenarios? Even more wrong! By the time you reach the last page, I want you to look down at your feet without thinking. You're standing at the bottom of the bin! This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.