Naruto: When the Bushy-Browed Kid Masters Drunken Fist

Rock Lee transmigrates into the most famous dead-last in Konoha, just in time for the Chunin Ninja Exams. His opponent is Gaara, the Sand Village's killing machine.

The good news: he comes with the Drunken Fist System.

The bad news: the System rewards him according to the original story, and changing fate costs him points.

Rock Lee: Damn it, can I withdraw from the tournament or not?!

System: Host is advised to face life head-on.

But he's Rock Lee, the fool who charges in even when he knows he can't win.

Neji will die. Guy will open the Gate of Death. The shinobi world will eventually go to war. He knows all of it.

If fate won't let him change things, then he'll change them while drunk.

From then on, Konoha's hardest-working dead-last has a new quirk: he drinks before every fight.

No bloodline powers, no secret techniques. Just a pair of fists to kick fate off course, one blow at a time.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.