Videos Connect to the Past: Ranking the Memes of Emperors Through the Ages from the Start!

A historical time-sharing app appears on Su Yi's phone. The videos he watches are broadcast simultaneously across the skies of every dynasty. From the start, he reviews the meme kings among history's emperors! Gao Cheng beats up an emperor nicknamed "Dog-Footed Me"; Zhu Qizhen, the "God of War of the Ming," loses two hundred thousand elite troops in a single battle; Zhao Gou, the "Flying Man of the Sea," is so terrified by the Jin army that he becomes impotent; Liu Xiu, the "Son of the Plane," summons a meteorite to crush the transmigrator Wang Mang; and Jiajing, the "Taoist Emperor," refines pills with menstrual blood and gets strangled by his palace maids!

The emperors of every dynasty collectively lose their cool. Zhu Yuanzhang furiously beats Zhu Di, Ying Zheng sets his sights on the elixir of immortality, Emperor Wu of Han praises Liu Xiu for a job well done, and Li Shimin rants about the Ming dynasty being full of oddballs. Modern viewers' hilarious comments scroll across the screen, leaving the ancients laughing and stunned.

But the most shocking things are still to come: missiles, fighter jets, aircraft carriers, and tanks make their debuts one after another. The first video of modern warfare is broadcast, leaving the ancient emperors dumbfounded. "Are these divine soldiers sent from heaven?!" Videos link the past and present, memes get things started, emperors laugh themselves silly, and warfare explodes across the screen! One swipe of the phone, and all the dynasties are shaken!

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