American Comics: Summoning His Parents Makes Batman's Hospital Buddy Burst into Tears

Lan Qi transmigrates into the DC universe and is locked up in Arkham Asylum from the start. His neighbor is Bruce Wayne, pretending to be a vegetable; the warden is Jonathan Crane, the Scarecrow; and the handyman is Jack the Joker. The Mad Hatter sings creepy nursery rhymes about the Bat-Demon in the hall every day.

On the day he is released, the Ventriloquist holds a gun to his head. Lan Qi's intelligence-lowering aura takes effect, and the man drops his pants on the spot and puts on a traditional performance for Gotham. Lan Qi turns around and voluntarily goes back to the asylum. The outside world is too dangerous; the patients at Arkham are much more fun. Bruce fakes his death and tries to escape at night, but Lan Qi simply summons the Waynes. Thomas and Martha appear out of thin air outside the cell, and the Bat-Demon bursts into tears, soaking his bandages.

Alfred stands nearby, weeping with emotion. The Mad Hatter pesters Lan Qi to teach him the secret of summoning parents, while Jack watches in horror. The Penguin blocks their way and tries to use force, so Lan Qi summons the Cobblepots. The middle-aged philanthropist clings to his mother's leg and cries like a 200-pound baby. System notifications announcing emotional points flood the screen, and more and more bugged skills stack up.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.