Journey to the West: Refusing to Obtain Sutras and Practicing in Seclusion Drives Guanyin Crazy

Guanyin went crazy. The catastrophe of Journey to the West is about to happen, but Tang San, the person who was scheduled to retrieve the scriptures, lies down on the spot and locks himself in the small black room of Jinshan Temple to practice like crazy. Guanyin personally went down to earth to invite people: "Jin Chanzi, hurry up and get on the road, the monkeys are almost crushed into specimens!" A faint sentence floated out from inside the door: "Bodhisattva, there are 84,000 insects in the water. Does drinking the water count as killing?" Guanyin:? ? ? "All living beings are equal, why are there four classes of people?" Guanyin:…… "Everyone can become a Buddha, so why worship the Buddha?" Guanyin:! ! ! After three consecutive soul critical attacks, Guanyin Buddha's light was extinguished on the spot, and he covered his face and ran away in the clouds. Gods and Buddhas all over the sky took turns to fight - Li Shimin knelt down and begged every day after his life was extended for twenty years by the underworld; Tathagata sat upright on the spiritual mountain and pinched people frantically; Maitreya was so anxious that his belly lost weight. Meanwhile, Tang San was chewing on a purple-striped peach, driving the 100x accelerator card, soaring all the way from human immortal to earth immortal, while fooling his junior brother into taking over the land and water ceremony. The game script was torn to pieces, and the big guys from the three worlds collectively broke through the defense—— "If you don't go out, Journey to the West will be renamed Elder Tang's Retreat Diary!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.