Weird Talk About Rules: I Rely on Bullshit to Be Tough

Rules are coming and the world is panicking. While others were hiding at home and shivering, I took out my phone and started the live broadcast: "Family members, today I challenge the 'midnight elevator limit to three people' - I welded the elevator door shut and let them fight the landlord inside." System: "... Host, the rules are for you to abide by, not to make you live." Me: "Oh, how about I read it a tongue twister?" The rules will be patched overnight, and the entire network is chasing updates, waiting for me to overturn. Sorry, I've decided to drive this car. ——Don't follow the routines to survive, follow the routines and lose your life by the rules. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.