Rule Horror: I Fight Back with Absurd Humor

Rules descended, and the whole world panicked.

While everyone else hid at home, trembling with fear, I pulled out my phone and started a livestream:

"Hey, everyone, today's challenge is 'No More Than Three People in the Elevator at Midnight.' I'm welding the elevator doors shut and making them play Fight the Landlord in there."

System: "...Host, the rules are for you to follow, not to mess around with."

Me: "Oh, then should I recite a tongue twister for them?"

The will of the rules rushed to patch things overnight, while the whole internet tuned in, waiting for me to crash and burn.

Sorry, but I'm driving this car wherever I want.

Live to break the rules, and make the rules pay for it.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.