Journey to the West: Brother Monkey Is Unsealed, Terrifying Every Immortal and Buddha in Heaven!

After transmigrating as Tang Sanzang, the first thing Ling Yang does is squat down beneath Five Elements Mountain to offer Brother Monkey some water and a pancake. When Sun Wukong blasts apart Five Elements Mountain and shatters five hundred years of clouds with a single strike of his staff, Ling Yang pats him on the shoulder. “Don't set off just yet. Go back and visit Flower-Fruit Mountain first.” The Monkey King freezes. No one has told him to “go home” in five hundred years. As the Somersault Cloud shoots into the heavens, Ling Yang adds, “Stop by the East Sea Dragon Palace on the way and get yourself some decent armor. Your monkey subjects will worry if you go back dressed like that.” The Monkey King's eyes redden, and he plunges into the East Sea Dragon Palace. Ao Guang comes scrambling out, shouting for the gates to be opened. In Lingxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor forces himself to stay calm. At the foot of Lingshan, the fingers with which the Tathagata Buddha holds a lotus tremble ever so slightly. When the clairvoyant comes scrambling in with the news, all the gods and Buddhas can think of is one thing: the Golden Cudgel that once split open the South Heaven Gate is about to ring out again. Ling Yang leans against a tree, flipping through Buddhist scriptures. When six bandits surround him and demand money, he rolls up his sleeves to reveal his muscular arms. “If you can't understand the sutras, benefactors, this humble monk can explain physics to you instead.”

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