Genshin Impact: Bind Your Sister and Get into Teyvat with Your Mouth!

Traveling through the world of Genshin Impact, after Wu Qiu bound his golden finger, the system said "Just for fun" and evaporated on the spot, leaving him with a one-handed sword prototype and a left eye that could only tell the level but couldn't hit even slimes. As soon as he finished cursing, he was stabbed in the back with an ice pick by Frosty, causing him to cough up blood and stay in a coma for the whole night. When he woke up, he ate barbecue with flame flowers to stay alive. He rolled and crawled in the forest for three days and three nights - being chased by porcupines, robbed in sacks, and bitten out of the Big Dipper by blood-sucking flying insects. Just when he thought he was the worst time traveler in history, a meteor hit his feet and what he pulled out was a broken rock. He cursed, strung the stones into a pendant, and continued to move out. A girl screamed in the distance - Yingzheng was surrounded by several Qiuqiu people in a corner, and they didn't even have weapons in their hands. He clutched the sword prototype and rushed forward, shouting "I'm here to save you." The next second, he was whipped three meters away by a Qiuqiu man with a stick, and he was lying face down in the mud. Ying was stunned for a moment and whispered, "Are you here to be funny?" She bent down to pick up the pendant he dropped, and her eyes suddenly stopped - the stone cracked open, revealing a corner of the pattern that did not belong to Teyvat. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.