Genshin Impact: Blessed with Two Talents, I Become Klee’s Guardian

After transmigrating to Teyvat, Chen An falls into Alice's laboratory and awakens two talents: Cartoon Kid's Body, granting immortality and adjustable pain, but making it impossible for him to deal a fatal blow; and the Golden Touch, letting him craft anime-style divine artifacts by hand as long as he has the materials, with one transcendent-grade creation each month.

He crafts a transcontinental portal from a dead tree branch, steps from Sumeru into Mondstadt, and picks up a wandering bard who happens to be the Anemo Archon as his bodyguard along the way. Using Alice's recording, he easily takes Klee home, rents a rundown house for 100,000 Mora, then promptly crafts a complete set of modern appliances: air conditioner, TV, refrigerator, and dishwasher. Using Klee's Chaos Core as a generator, he turns a wooden shack into a cyberpunk mansion in seconds.

While Acting Grand Master Jean worries that Klee might cause trouble, Chen An is in the kitchen, turning into grilled fish. Klee's eyes light up. "Can this turn into a Jumpy Dumpty?" Chen An grins. "It can, but I'm afraid Acting Grand Master Jean will put both of us in solitary confinement."

Outside the window, Venti watches an aura storm shoot into the sky and covers his face helplessly. "Alice, what kind of god did you send back to me...?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.