Marvel: In Hell's Kitchen? Summon a Villainess to Slay the Gods!

After transmigrating into Marvel eighteen years ago, Su Modie was a scrappy tomboy at the very bottom of Hell's Kitchen: dodging thugs and working under the table, until three scumbags cornered her in an alley. Just as despair took hold, the Villainess Simulator activated. Her first draw was Reze, the Bomb Devil. One shoulder throw sent the green-haired thug crashing to the ground, and with a pull of the pin, she blasted the entire alley into a crater.

Her Villainess Points came rolling in, and each new transformation was crazier than the last: Lux, Makima, Annie the Female Titan, Retsu Unohana, Esdeath, and Jinx all took their turns appearing. Reze cornered Tony in his garage, mounted his Mark 4 and locked him in a chokehold, then pressed an explosive core to his face and asked, "Would you like to become Iron Man, or Iron Melt?"

Stark's stock price wobbled three times amid the fireworks over New York. Fury stared at the surveillance footage. "Are all these women the same person?" Makima toyed with a leash and looked down at the kneeling Thanos. "Bark, and I'll make your death quick."

Su Modie sat on a rooftop with her legs crossed, sipping cola as she looked out over the Marvel Universe she had thoroughly wrecked. She blinked. "I really didn't mean to destroy the world. I really didn't."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.