Investiture of the Gods: With a Rebel System, I Turn the Golden Immortals of the Chan Sect Against Their Own

Song Sheng died suddenly after staying up all night and woke up bound to a shameless, contrary-to-the-grain System. Her cheat was a shaggy ball named Dai Pai. On its first job, the System mislocated her and stuffed her into Nezha's golden body. Li Jing shattered the clay statue with a single whip strike, and Song Sheng rolled across the ground in pain. Nezha turned to look. "Who are you? Why do you look exactly like me?"

Taiyi Zhenren spent forty-nine days refining a lotus incarnation, but when it came out of the furnace, there were two Nezhas. Song Sheng had the Universe Ring around her neck, the Red Armillary Sash draped over her shoulder, and a pink-and-gold brick in her hand. The master and disciples descended the mountain to seek revenge. Song Sheng stuffed a peanut into Muzha's mouth, and Muzha immediately switched sides. "Dad, there's no obstacle in life you can't get past. If you can't get past it, just lie down." Manjushri Guangfa Tianzun rushed in to save the day. Song Sheng tossed over a castor bean, and the Celestial Venerable clutched his stomach and fled on a cloud.

Daoist Randeng held up the Exquisite Pagoda to bolster their position. Song Sheng pulled out a Hongya speaker, and the moment a viral music track started playing, everyone broke into awkward dancing: Randeng shook his head, Muzha swayed his hips, and Li Jing wriggled on the ground. Sitting on a lotus throne, Song Sheng munched on sunflower seeds and said to Nezha,

"I'll guarantee your dad's life, but I'm deducting a thousand years. If you want more, that'll cost extra."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.