Siheyuan: I Just Wanted to Watch the Show, but They Insisted I Become the Patriarch

Name: Siheyuan: I Just Wanted to Watch the Show, but They Insisted I Become the Patriarch
Author: It's Hard to Meet the Clear Breeze

四合院：开局看戏，非要我当祖宗

by It's Hard to Meet the Clear Breeze (清风难相见)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 1.9M Words
Genre: Fanfiction
Subgenre: Film & TV Fanfiction
Updated: 2d ago
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Synopsis

A Cheat’s Overwhelming Advantage as a Bystander in the Siheyuan

He uses his island space as a refrigerator, his tiger-like strength to work out, and his mental powers to scan the place like a security camera.

While others fight tooth and nail over ration coupons for grain and meat, he has all the pork head meat he could want in his space. While others scheme over retirement lawsuits, he gets Second Uncle to sell out First Uncle in three sentences. While others cry and beg for food in the courtyard, he sits by the wall, munching on an orange and enjoying the show.

Jia Zhangshi calls him a “worthless bastard,” so he retaliates by releasing a mosquito that makes her scratch until her legs give out. Yi Zhonghai wants the whole courtyard to bleed the Jia family dry, but a few words from him make Second Uncle switch sides on the spot. Qin Huairu cries so hard her cheeks are streaked with tears, but he doesn’t even bat an eyelid.

While the whole courtyard’s scum fight to the death, he sits in a corner with his tea mug, four words hanging from the corners of his mouth:

“None of my damn business.”

Only when someone sets their sights on him does he slowly lift his eyelids. “You’re the ones who insisted on provoking me.”

This isn’t a traditional Siheyuan story. It’s the paid pastime of a cheat who transmigrated into the world and now gets to sit back and watch.

Sharp-tongued, cold-hearted, and even more ruthless. If you don’t mess with me, I won’t mess with you. But if you do, you won’t even know how you died.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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The deaf old woman was the most scheming person in the courtyard. It started when He Daqing left, but it was only because she couldn't compete with Qin Huairu for beauty.
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Regarding Chapter 81 of "Siheyuan: Starting with Watching the Show, But I'm Insisted on Being the Ancestor" by Qingfeng Nanxiangjian: Two Beauties on the Table, Andy Lau Chooses the Poorest One!
24d ago
Commentary on Chapter 79 of "The Courtyard: Starting with Watching the Show, But They Insist I Become the Ancestor" by Qingfeng Nanxiangjian: People Are Different!
24d ago
Regarding Chapter 52 of "Siheyuan: Starting with Watching the Show, But They Insist I Become the Ancestor" by Qingfeng Nanxiangjian: Liu Guangqi, with his neck stiff, said: I'm telling the whole truth!
24d ago
This is a review of Chapter 50 of "Siheyuan: Starting with Watching the Show, But I'm Insisted on Being the Ancestor" by Qingfeng Nanxiangjian. The review states that before Shazhu even met the girl, she had already snatched her away from his neighbor.
24d ago
Regarding Chapter 41 of "Siheyuan: Starting with Watching the Show, But They Insist I Become the Ancestor" by Qingfeng Nanxiangjian: Let Go! Don't Pull My Pants! I'll Stand Up for You, Okay?!
24d ago
Commentary on Chapter 24 of "Siheyuan: Starting with Watching the Show, But I'm Insisted on Being the Ancestor" by Qingfeng Nanxiangjian: Find Her a Powerful Man to Marry and Keep Her in Check!
24d ago
Commentary on Chapter 10 of "Siheyuan: Starting with Watching the Show, But They Insist I Become the Ancestor" by Qingfeng Nanxiangjian: Second Uncle Turns Against Me on the Spot!
24d ago
Regarding Chapter 51 of "Siheyuan: Starting with Watching the Show, But They Insist I Become the Ancestor" by Qingfeng Nanxiangjian: Shazhu: Where's the person I kicked? Andy Lau: Oh, I also gave you the chapter review.
24d ago
Regarding the chapter review of Chapter 62 of "Siheyuan: Starting with Watching the Show, But They Insist I Become the Ancestor" by Qingfeng Nanxiangjian: Sun Ganshi didn't even lift his eyelids, and Yi Zhonghai's half-day of serving tea and water was all for nothing.
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