Siheyuan: A Bestiary of Scoundrels, the Cure for Every Kind of Defiance

Silly Zhu? Call Me Grandpa! The Whole Courtyard Lines Up to Bow to Me

In my previous life, He Yuzhu froze to death beneath a bridge. In this life, I, He Yuzhu, will make the whole courtyard kneel and call me Grandpa!

Jia Zhangshi throws a fit? One chicken head is enough to shut the whole courtyard up! Qin Huairu plays the poor victim? I make her repay the 211 yuan she owes in front of everyone!

Yi Zhonghai tries to guilt-trip people with morality? The neighborhood office puts him in his place!

My apprentices won't learn? I put Ma Hua and Pangzi through their paces in turn. The famous chefs of the future will start with me.

Saving up to marry? I stash grain and ration coupons in my space. Nobody's going to take even a penny from me again!

A special meal for the factory director? One serving of fish with pickled cabbage earns a thumbs-up from the leadership. A higher rating and a pay raise are just around the corner!

Lou Xiao'e regrets it? Too late! Qin Jingru wants to marry up? No chance!

Third Uncle tries to scheme? An audit warning shuts him right up!

The whole-courtyard meeting turns into my face-slapping showcase. The Jia family's chicken thief is exposed, and the hypocrites show their true colors!

With my space and god-tier cooking, in this life I, He Yuzhu, will rise above the rest!

Watch Silly Zhu defy fate and make the beasts of the courtyard pay for their blood debts!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.