Honkai: Star Rail: I Sell Light Cones, and the Whole Crew Goes Off the Rails

Qiye transmigrated and became the universe's only Light Cone peddler.

Every Light Cone I sell is top-notch, with just a tiny “side effect.”

General Jing Yuan bought one and turned into a little girl. The Antimatter Legion's general bought one and ended up crying as he begged to go home and farm.

Now the big shots across the universe are all hunting me down. They curse me out, but whenever I bring out new stock, they still rush to buy it.

“If you sell me another faulty item, I'll kill you!” General Jing Yuan said this while clinging to my leg in her little-girl body, begging for new merchandise.

Qiye smiled and said, “No problem. This time, it's definitely legit.” Side effect: You become hopelessly lovesick after using it.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.