The Storyteller: My Defense Is Invincible, I Just Want to Slack Off

Su Fan has lived for twelve hundred years. In a world where all kinds of martial arts coexist, he opens a laid-back teahouse and spends every day telling stories, eating, and waiting to die.

Then Qingcheng disciples show up looking for trouble, only for their swords to snap and them to go flying. Yu Canghai strikes him with his palm, only to be knocked back, spitting out three pints of blood. Guo Jing and Huang Rong test him, and Huang Rong gets sent flying three meters...

The whole martial world goes mad: "This storyteller is invincible!"

Su Fan: "Don't make a fuss. I just don't want to get beaten up. The martial world? What does it have to do with me? I just want to take it easy and tell stories!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.