Martial Arts Simulation: Starting in Ox Village

My name is Yang Gui, the only educated man in Niu Family Village. My dream is to become a county magistrate who stands up for the people. On my first day in office, the sky tore open. A talking monk fell through the crack, forcibly handed me a glowing stone, and called me his "junior brother." From then on, my county office was never the same. Retired officials returning to their hometowns, wandering swordsmen, reclusive eccentrics from the mountains... They all came to file reports, claiming they "didn't belong in this world." That was when I learned they came from worlds like The Smiling, Proud Wanderer, Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils, and The Return of the Condor Heroes, and that the jianghu beneath my feet was forcibly merging all these "other worlds" together. They called me the "Lord of Worlds" and said only I could end this cataclysmic fusion of myriad realms. I set down my courtroom gavel and sighed. "You want me to be the savior? That'll cost extra."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.