Naruto: The Uchiha Good-for-Nothing Fuses with the Six Powers of One Piece

Uchiha Jin, the "disgrace" of the Uchiha clan, can't even perform the Clone Technique and has failed the ninja exams twice. Others laugh at him for being useless, while he lies beneath a tree and sleeps.

He bound himself to a ridiculous System that makes him lay out the underlying logic himself before it will give him an answer. To survive, he deduced a "sealed basic chakra inner cultivation technique," at the cost of never being able to use any ninjutsu that projects chakra outward again. Want to break through further? Someone else has to cultivate the same system and help raise his ceiling. So he set his sights on Minato Namikaze and Kushina Uzumaki. With a bit of theory and a practical demonstration, he got them both hooked on the spot.

During practical combat class at the Ninja Academy, Jin took down the Uchiha Hiru trio in seconds. Hyuga Kiyoshi challenged Minato Namikaze to a spar, and his Gentle Fist was beaten to tears by the Strong Fist. Kushina planted her hands on her hips and shouted, "I'm the strongest!" Looking at the pair of oddballs, Jin thought: a tsundere girl and a gentle guy? What a clichéd combination.

While the Uchiha were still worrying about their talent for ninjutsu, Jin had already brought his taijutsu to perfection. System notification: Fusion successful. Navy Six Powers techniques Shave, Moonwalk, and Tempest Kick all unlocked. You ask why I don't awaken the Sharingan? Jin rolled his wrist. "Because I don't need it."

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