Wuxia Crossover: I Want to Die, So I Force a Kiss on Yao Yue from the Start!

Li Chang'an transmigrates into a world of martial heroes. He has no System, no talent, and only mediocre cultivation. The only thing he has going for him is an outrageously handsome face. After lying flat in the Blooming Flower Palace for twenty years, Heaven finally gives him a cheat: every time someone kills him, he revives on the spot with peak cultivation. There's just one problem: he can't kill himself.

So he sets his sights on his senior master, Yao Yue. At a cliff behind the mountain, he confesses his love: "Master, kill me." Yao Yue raises her fan, then stops. Li Chang'an steels himself and kisses her by force. With her ears flushed red, Yao Yue flees: "Give me some time." Li Chang'an is stunned. "I want to die, so how come you actually fell for me?"

While Yao Yue shuts herself away to cultivate, he heads to Lichun Court and picks a fight with Dongfang Bubai, who's disguised as the establishment's top courtesan. "Kill me or I'll expose you!" Dongfang Bubai covers her lips with a smile. "You're so amusing, Cult Leader can't bear to kill you."

He can't even manage to die, and now two peerless beauties have their eyes on him. A death-seeking martial-arts tale: from the start, he forcibly kisses Yao Yue, then turns around and gets entangled with Dongfang Bubai. Neither of them will kill him. They both want to keep him around.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.