Siheyuan! Starting by Beating Jia Zhangshi to a Pulp

When I open my eyes, I've become Sha Zhu, the gullible patsy of the Siheyuan.

Jia Zhangshi expects me to support her whole family, Yi Zhonghai leads the moral blackmail, and Xu Damao stabs me in the back.

The whole courtyard wants to use me as an ATM? Not a chance!

I turn around and produce evidence that Jia Zhangshi embezzled the compensation money, making her kneel and beg for mercy in front of everyone.

Yi Zhonghai pretends to be a good guy? I expose his hypocritical facade in public, leaving him speechless.

Xu Damao wants to report me? I dig up irrefutable proof that he stole pork from the state and send him straight to the police station.

And Liu Haizhong, Yan Bugui... Whoever wants to suck me dry, I'll make them kneel and cough it all up.

The System awakens, and I grow stronger with every face-slapping.

Qin Huairu brings her children and begs me to take them in? Fine, but from today on, I call the shots in this courtyard.

Don't like it? Then I'll beat you until you do.

No suffering or humiliation in this book. At least two face-slaps per chapter. It's all about the satisfaction.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.