Siheyuan! I’m Silly Zhu, and I Snatch Qin Huai from the Start

After transmigrating into the role of Silly Zhu in the Siheyuan, He Yuzhu was furious.

In the original story, Qin Huairu had worked him like an ox for thirty years, and in the end even his own son took the Qin surname?

This time, I'm done serving them!

Right from the start, I snatched Qin Huairu away, turning her from a widow who schemed against me into a sweet young wife who did whatever I said.

Xu Damao tries to cause trouble? One kick sends him flying.

The three elders try to guilt-trip me with morality? I turn around and report them for illegally occupying public housing.

Bang Geng steals my chicken? I'll send him to juvenile detention.

Jia Zhangshi throws a tantrum? I call the police and report her for extortion.

Even more unexpectedly, I bind myself to the Face-Slapping Scoundrels System. Every time I make a character from the original story suffer a humiliating defeat, I get a reward: an eighth-grade chef's secret recipes, antique appraisal skills, or even the title deed to a Beijing siheyuan!

From then on, Silly Zhu is nobody's doormat.

Qin Huairu willingly warms my bed, Lou Xiaoe insists she'll marry no one but me, and even Yu Li secretly slips me love letters.

Looking at the scoundrels kneeling across the courtyard, I grinned around my cigarette:

"Don't call me Silly Zhu. Call me Master He."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.