In the Marvel Universe, I Have a Royal Flush from the Start

After transmigrating into the dangerous world of Marvel, Lin Mo binds himself to the Ultimate Slacker System. While others train to the death, he gets stronger lying down; while others save the world, he slacks off and enters lotteries. All he wants is to eat, lounge around, and wait for death until the universe reaches heat death. That is, until the day the Chitauri invade New York, Iron Man is blasted through the air before his eyes, and Captain America kneels before him on one knee, holding a shattered shield. Black Widow delivers S.H.I.E.L.D.'s desperate order, along with the ultimate temptation: "Ten years without anyone bothering you." On a global live broadcast, Lin Mo sighs and slowly gets to his feet. "What a hassle." The next moment, the laws of physics across the entire New York battlefield are rewritten, and millions of alien troops are forcibly put on pause. The universe trembles. When Thanos hears the news, he silently crosses Earth off his hit list. As for Lin Mo, all he wants is to sign the papers quickly and go home to continue his lazy vacation.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.