Siheyuan: Refuse to Courtship, Cry and Beg Me to Take You In

Do you think you can only be a doormat if you cross the courtyard? Fang Rui said no! On the ninth day of the first lunar month in 1960, he exploded all conflicts with a big grass carp. Yu Haitang held two white-faced steamed buns to express his love. He refused to cry three times - but accidentally activated the "Natural Selection Assist System". This system is very evil: as long as you refuse others' requests for help, charity, calculations, or even romantic encounters, you will get rewards! So Fang Rui started his "rejection of life": Third uncle wants to buy fish at a low price? Reject! Reward five taels of white noodles. Silly Zhu wants to make money in the name of cooking? Reject! Jia Dongxu wants his daughter-in-law Qin Huairu to "borrow" food? There are no doors! The worst one was Yi Zhonghai. This hypocrite wanted to force him to go to Northern Xinjiang to seize real estate. Fang Rui smashed the ice water bucket on the spot, pointed at his nose and scolded him until he broke into a cold sweat and turned pale. In the end, he could only admit his mistake in a low voice. The harder you reject, the richer the reward—1,000 kilograms of food, 10 cubic meters of space, and intimidation skills will all be yours! From then on, no one in the courtyard dared to mess with Fang Rui! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.