Editing Projections: Ranking the Ten Biggest Show-Offs Across the Heavens

Ye Fan was so broke he couldn't pay his rent. On a whim, he picked up a video-editing System and, for his first episode, chose to rank the ten biggest show-offs across the heavens and myriad worlds.

The moment the video went live, every world erupted at once. Eleventh-ranked Electrolux appeared: a skull throne, billions of undead bowing before him, and a declaration of "Who dares fight me?" The entire world of Journey to the West was stunned. What plane did this guy come from? Ninth-ranked Chen Nan had barely appeared before his family was hunting him down with everything they had. The entire Chen family wanted to silence everyone who knew the truth.

On Flower Fruit Mountain, Sun Wukong was so anxious he scratched at his ears and cheeks. "How come my name isn't on the show-off list? Back when I wreaked havoc in Heaven, a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers couldn't do a thing to me!" In the comments, the Jade Emperor and Erlang Shen were already trading insults from afar. Meanwhile, Ye Fan's tip list was scrolling at a rate of hundreds per second. Foundation-Building Elixirs piled up like mountains, and century-old spirit wine was being showered on him as if it were free.

A System notification popped up: The next topic, Ten Most Heartfelt Confessions, is being generated automatically. Ye Fan silently closed the comments still flooding his screen and opened his editing software.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.