American Comics: With God-Tier Acting, I Slacken Off and Clock Out at Light Speed

In 2012, with the smoke barely cleared from the Battle of New York, Qin Yang dropped into Marvel with a God-Tier Roleplay System. From the start, he drew Kyogoku Makoto and racked up four hundred consecutive wins with his bare hands, pushing his roleplay level all the way to 80%. His second template unlocked: Borsalino, with the Glint-Glint Fruit and light-speed kicks.

Tony Stark hired him into the Avengers for a monthly salary of two million after taxes. That was when Qin Yang learned what a top-tier salary thief looked like. Every day, he flashed into the office right at eight on the dot and vanished in a burst of golden light at five sharp. Overtime was out of the question; slacking off was the priority.

Then Madame Hydra set her sights on him, planting a female agent as a secretary at Stark Industries. Outside the Viper Gang's base, Qin Yang crossed his arms, and light projectiles from the Yasakani no Magatama rained down like a storm, swallowing the entire street in golden light. Captain America watched as Qin Yang planted a foot on the last enemy's face and heard him ask casually, "Have you ever been kicked at the speed of light?"

S.H.I.E.L.D. and Hydra were watching the same battle footage. In his threat assessment, Nick Fury placed Qin Yang in the same tier as Thor and Hulk. Qin Yang only cared about one thing: when his bonus would arrive. It had better not make him late getting off work.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.