I'm Fat, so I Have the Final Say

It is generally accepted that in 1904, Wang Daowu, owner of a stationery store in Shanghai, said that "Wang Daoping" had brought back 10 sets of table tennis equipment from Japan and demonstrated and promoted it in the store, thus sowing the seeds. However, some scholars believe that table tennis may have been introduced to Tianjin as early as 1901, but Shanghai is still regarded as the cradle of the development of this sport in China. Born in the Netherlands, I grew fat and spent half my life at the table, half on stage and half off. Back then in the Netherlands, I changed the history of table tennis from pen-holding to horizontal hitting. Chinese characters are Chinese! I use the Chinese Year to record the history I have passed. On the tenth day of January of the Chinese Year of the Dragon, an ordinary family in Old County, Netherlands, got a fat boy with a big head and a big head. Now that I am old, I named myself "Old Fat Me". Pay attention to the weight of the words "first" - no one has done it before me. In that era when pen-hold shooting techniques were in decline, I carved a bloody path with my unparalleled pen-hold shooting technique. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.