All Relationships Are Paper

Before Chaos could roll up his trousers and cross the river, God yawned and blew a breath of Hunan's spicy gas into the paddy fields of Shaoshan Chong. There were a few undigested stars wrapped in the mist, and after it fell to the ground, it grew into a man who loved to be in a daze by the pond. He later wrote Tianwen as a graffiti in his homework book: "Why are the backs of poor people more curved than the stone slabs on the mountain road?" God did not answer, but twisted a grain of rice into a piece of chalk on the podium. He tied a knot in the bend of the Yangtze River and caused a few disobedient rice plants to grow in the mud of Dongting Lake. Then he borrowed a fire stick from the Kitchen God and poked it in the direction of Hunan - sparks splashed into a tile-roofed house in Shaoshan, choking and waking up a boy who always made mistakes in arithmetic. The boy grew up and began to walk. The road he took was actually a rope dropped by God when he was drying clothes. One end was hung on the treetops of Yuelu Mountain, and the other end sank into the mines of Anyuan. He picked up the end of the rope and tried to tie a knot - the knot was just stuck between the ribs of the old China, causing the mountain and river to turn over in pain. So God decided to test him... This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.