All My Trumpets Are Evil Gods

The abyss invades, and mankind awakens to supernatural powers. Jiang Ran has awakened - the old system prompts: The large account has been blocked, the small account is 99+, and all members are evil gods. Others have awakened superpowers, but he has awakened to manage employee accounts. Each of his "roles" is more outrageous than the last, and each one is more difficult to deal with. Want to unblock the trumpet? First use the spiritual essence to redeem it. Want to use skills? Negotiate terms with Evil God first. This is not cheating, this is simply acting as customer service. Fortunately, the evil god can fight. C-level abyssal beast? Trumpet 99 yawned and knelt down. S-class lord? Trumpet 01 opened one eye and it ran away. The main human city sent a censor? Trumpet number 07 said something in his ear, and the prosecutor submitted his resignation report on the spot. Everyone thought Jiang Ran was a pawn of Abyss, until that day, Abyss sent an unprecedented message to the seven main cities - "Return the administrator to us, the terms are up to you." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.