My Queen Is a Bomb

Shen Zhaobang was the number one humanoid natural disaster in the capital. The whole family drew lots to decide who would look at her, and the one who got the chance burst into tears on the spot. On her first day in the palace, she pierced the assassin's butt with an iron skewer used to roast sweet potatoes. Emperor Xiao Lianlian, a top-notch love brain + masochist, secretly reminiscing after being bombarded and scolded, had a headache for ten years and it only stopped hurting when she was angry with him. She used madness as armor to blow up the harem rules into fireworks and the emperor into an accomplice - his concubines were the emperor's trouble. No, he was an accomplice in the bombing. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.