I Can Hear Their Thoughts, and My Sect Is Full of Transmigrators?

Irreverent cultivation, multiple heroines, slacking off and riding coattails, sect life, comedy, mind-reading

Chen Changsheng, the youngest junior disciple of the Tianxuan Daoist Sect, awakens the strongest Slacker System. As long as he slacks off, he gets stronger!!!

He thought he had started down the cultivation path of the chosen one, with the whole world as his stage: ruling all beneath heaven by day, and... ruling all beneath heaven by night, too. But before he could even begin cultivating, this world hit him over the head. It was far more complicated than he had imagined... an unreliable shut-in master, a reborn pampered wife, a powerful figure who transmigrated into a book, a game world, transmigrators from other worlds, an Infinite Flow veteran, and all kinds of bizarre Systems and golden fingers...

He thought there was only one World Heart per world, but it turned out to have been split into so many pieces!

"My path to immortality is a long one indeed!"

"Senior Brother, what do you think we cultivate for?"

"What for? To stop this world from being destroyed, protect world peace, and carry out the cause of love and truth! What else? Surely not immortality, right?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.