Eavesdropping on All Things: The Entire Sect Turns Out to Be Transmigrators

Irreverent cultivation, multiple heroines, a laid-back sect, everyday comedy, and mind-reading.

Chen Changsheng, the youngest junior brother of the Heavenly Mystic Dao Sect, awakens the Ultimate Slacking System. The more he slacks off, the stronger he gets!!!

He thought he'd unlocked the chosen one's world-instance cultivation path: grasping the world's power by day and... grasping the world's power by night, too. But before he could even begin cultivating immortality, the world gave him a nasty whack over the head. This world was far more complicated than he'd imagined... There was an unreliable shut-in master, a reborn sweet wife, a transmigrator into a book, a game world, transmigrators from another world, an infinite-flow transmigration expert, and all sorts of bizarre Systems and golden fingers...

He'd thought there was only one World Heart per world, but it turned out someone had broken it into so many pieces!

"My path to immortality is so long!"

"Senior Brother, what are we cultivating immortality for, anyway?"

"For what? Obviously to stop this world from being destroyed, protect its peace, and spread love and truth! What else? You mean you really thought it was for eternal life?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.