SS-Level Wanted Notice: Did I Put Weird on the Shelves?

Li Ming traveled to a parallel world invaded by strange things and became the most humble intern network administrator on the entire network. His main job was to beg users not to complain. Other people's APPs cost money, but his APP costs lives. As a result, the style of the entire network suddenly changed—— "Help! In order to pass the novice mission, I treated the 'senpai in red' as a BOSS. Now she is lying on the ceiling of my house and says that I don't respect the senior. What should I do? Urgent! Wait online!" "My brother wanted to watch the high-definition MOD of 'Face Eater' before he died. This was his last wish... Damn, anchor, don't call the police!" "I'm from the National Bureau of Occult Investigations, Boss Li. Can you please take the S-level taboo doll off the shelves? That's on our SSS-level wanted list!" While everyone on the Internet was scared to death and crying in their arms, Li Ming was sitting on the sofa, looking at the nine-digit balance in his bank card, and fell into deep thought. "Is it so popular? Then tonight... Put the 'Old King' on the SSS-level wanted poster for a discount." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.