As the God of Time, I Actually Rely on Artifacts

Gu Xiaobai is an extremely ordinary third-rate university graduate. Two years after his spiritual energy recovered, he is still an F-level awakener. My girlfriend ran away, I lost my job, I couldn't pay the rent, and my life was at its lowest point. Until one day, he discovered that he had a chatty old man in his mind, and a system that could only read files once a day and randomly become stupid after reading files—— Do you get cat ears after reading a file? Normal. Does your speech change to rap after loading the file? Basic practice. After loading the file, his whole body glows like Ultraman? Sprinkle some water. With this golden finger that makes fools every time, Gu Xiaobai embarks on the road of counterattack. Ex-girlfriend taunting you? Sorry, my ears are a little itchy today. Provocation from the rich second generation? Wait, let me archive this scene first. The young master of the aristocratic family is shouting to be beaten and killed? Brother, I've seen this move of yours 1,024 times, why don't you try another one? From F-class waste to an era-changing existence, Gu Xiaobai only relied on three things: reading files, face, and the poisonous tongue of his grandfather. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.