The Divine Martial System Glitched: I Can Only Cultivate Immortality by Taking Disciples

After Fei Xiaoche dies suddenly, the Divine Martial System mistakenly binds itself to him in the cultivation world.

The System is a relic of the Primordial Era, with a terrible temper and a favorite catchphrase: “If talking won't work, fight.” Its program crashed while transmitting across the universe, leaving it with a martial arts System paired with a cultivation framework. He takes on a disciple and breaks through to Foundation Establishment, earning ten thousand times the experience points. His experience pool overflows, but he cannot level up and remains stuck at the fourth level of Qi Refining.

Other cultivators rely on meditation, but he relies on fighting. Other masters take on disciples to teach them the Dao, but he takes them on to milk them for experience. His disciples' breakthroughs make him stronger, but his own cultivation level remains stuck at the fourth level of Qi Refining. Even more absurdly, the overflow of experience pours into the junk he brought with him when he transmigrated: his kick scooter is recognized as an ancient divine travel artifact, clear tape becomes Heavenly Secret Mending Adhesive, and freeze-dried drink mix dissolved in water turns into primordial spirit liquid.

The major factions are collectively dumbfounded: “What's with this weirdo? They say he's at Qi Refining, but he can shatter a Golden Core with one punch. Nobody knows the answer.” Fei Xiaoche uses his cheat to win the hearts of beauties everywhere. The Holy Lord of Yaochi even comes to his door and says, “You owe me a spot as your Dao companion.”

The sect is three million in debt, and the System nags him every day to go pick fights. Fei Xiaoche holds an enamel mug and steps onto his sparking scooter. “Fine. Let's pay off the debt first.”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.