Honkai: Star Rail: I Brewed with an Enamel Mug and Forged an Ancient Crimson Phoenix

With a chipped enamel mug that cost 9.9 yuan with free shipping in hand, he rides the Astral Express, smashes through the stars, and plunges headfirst into the world of Honkai: Star Rail.

Others refine pills in thousand-year-old cauldrons. He brews tea in his enamel mug and still makes a seventh-grade pill with perfect purity.

Others fight tooth and nail over an imperial-grade pill recipe.

“Quit fighting. I wrote that draft three hundred years ago.”

Others call for help when they can’t beat a villain. He taps his enamel mug. “Summon me from ten minutes ago. We’ll beat him up together.”

The Sword Pavilion’s eldest senior brother boasts that his ancestral sword technique is the best in the world. Gu Changsheng demonstrates the Frostglory Sword on the spot. “Your founding patriarch was my sword attendant.”

Mo Xuan rewrites history to slander General Shuang. Gu Changsheng opens a livestream across time and space, letting the entire Startrace Realm witness the truth of the screenwriter’s betrayal.

The ancient Vermilion Phoenix calls him “Dad,” the merchant guild’s young lady hands him a deed of transfer, and the icy sword cultivator stands in front of him.

A hacker girl breaks into the screenwriter’s temporal database.

A married healer turns cold leftovers back into a piping-hot meal, just out of the pot.

The screenwriter’s clone, capable of reversing time, arrives to erase his very existence.

“Three hundred years ago, I could burn the legacy of alchemy. Today, I can burn your lousy script.”

Next stop: Cyber Realm 1999!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.