Siheyuan: Reborn as Silly Zhu, Rewarded with a Golden Kidney

He transmigrated as He Yuzhu and, from the start, gained a golden kidney, godlike cooking skills, a century of experience at the stove, and a century of knife skills!

Give people a helping hand? No way. I'm a Casanova. Why would I ruin my reputation? I'm going to loosen her up and teach her "kung fu" to ease the pressures of life and help her unleash her sucking power.

Yi Zhonghai, you actually want to guilt-trip me? Do you realize I have no morals? I'll tear you apart, you old fossil! Do you even know how to spell "two-faced"?

Look after them in their old age? Not a chance! I'm not taking on that job for Yi Zhonghai, Liu Haizhong, or Yan Bugui, those three old fossils.

Amitabha. Benefactors, you have a connection to the West!

You reap what you sow. I came to watch the melons grow and eat the beans!

Respect other people's fate, stop stressing yourself out, and watch them struggle, watch them sink...!

Take a loss? No chance. My teeth aren't up to it, and that's not my kind of thing!

But I could live off a woman!

Especially if she makes big, fluffy steamed buns. I really love noodles...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.