Siheyuan: Reborn Silly Zhu Rises with a Heaven-Defying Physique

After transmigrating as Silly Zhu, He Yuzhu started with an incredible physique, god-tier Sichuan cooking skills, and a century's worth of mastery with a cleaver. Yi Zhonghai tried to guilt-trip him? He turned the stick right back on him. Jia Zhangshi tried to take advantage? One "Silly Flower" shut her up. Xu Damao picked a fight? He lifted him one-handed over the cesspit, and Xu Damao immediately called him "Master Zhu."

Qin Huairu fainted, and no one in the courtyard dared help her? He scooped her up. Sure, the widow was beautiful, but if she wanted to leech off him, no way. Yi Zhonghai used his lunchbox to help the Jia family? He declared righteously, "The factory director has already had a talk with me." At the whole-courtyard meeting, he struck first and put First Master Yi on the hot seat.

He had a Spirit Spring Space, ten mu of black soil, a warehouse that kept food fresh, and a daily sign-in that rewarded him with grain and meat. He ate and drank well, stayed in excellent shape, and could live to 130. In this life, Silly Zhu wouldn't be anyone's sucker. He'd be his own master. The whole courtyard was full of beasts? He'd take on one at a time, or two at once. He'd rather swallow the taste of humiliation than ever take a loss.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.