I Transmigrated to the Siheyuan, and the Beasts Went Mad

He Yuzhu transmigrates.

He transmigrates into Silly Zhu, the man in Love in the Courtyard who gets bled dry by the entire courtyard, tricked and cheated, and ultimately dies alone.

He has barely opened his eyes when Xu Damao frames him for stealing a chicken. The number one elder pressures him to admit fault, Jia Zhangshi calls him heartless, and everyone in the courtyard laughs at him.

He Yuzhu slams the table. "I'm done serving you people!"

Ding! The Midas Touch ability awakens!

With a stone in his palm, he turns it into gold. Once a day, one piece. In an era when a few yuan can last a month, this is a whole new level of power!

He stops bringing food to Qin Huairu? The parasites call him heartless.

He refuses to support the number one elder in his old age? The parasites say he's ungrateful.

He stops giving money to the Jia family? Jia Zhangshi throws a tantrum right there in the street.

He Yuzhu smiles.

You can keep cursing. I'll keep making money.

Sell gold, buy courtyards, open factories, build a trading firm...

The day he buys the entire courtyard, the parasites finally panic.

Yi Zhonghai kneels at his door. "Yuzhu, you can't just abandon me..."

He Yuzhu lights a cigarette and blows out a cloud of smoke. "You used to call me Silly Zhu, and now it's Yuzhu? Too late."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.