Hong Kong Crossover: Living Off Women by Day, Ruling at Midnight

Cantonese-focused story. Please don't read if you dislike Cantonese:

Xun Huan transmigrates to the Hong Kong crime-movie world of the 1990s. From the start, he gets his skull cracked by Auntie Long's wooden slipper under the Goose Neck Bridge. No, wait, she breaks the chains of fate!

Ding! Activated the "Handsome Guys Rule, Live Off Women and Still Call the Shots System"! Main quest: If you can't become the boss, become the boss's elder!

Lok Siu: "Ah Huan, I want to run for reelection this time. Will you back me or Big D?" Xun Huan lights a cigarette. "Lok Siu, want to win? Go home and ask your wife who spent a whole hour with her on the rocking chair last night."

Big D: "I want to be the boss! Who's for it? Who's against it?" Xun Huan slaps him. "You idiot! You're in the wrong movie! Didn't your wife tell you she has a mole on her chest?"

Jimmy: "Brother Huan, I want to go into business. I don't want to be in a gang anymore." Xun Huan: "Business? If you need money, ask me! Have your girlfriend put on stockings and a camisole and join me for a drink. No problem, right?"

When Chief Superintendent Lau Kit-wai questions him, Xun Huan looks completely innocent. "Officer, I'm just an ordinary man who wants to live off women. They insist on throwing themselves at me. What can I do? I'm desperate too!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.