Stephen Chow's Universe: Conquer the Heroines to Grow Stronger

A tribute to the films of Mr. Stephen Chow. This is a work of transformative fiction.

Zhou Xiaoqi has transmigrated.

When he wakes, the landlady is roaring through the Kowloon Walled City, Supreme Treasure is selling bootleg discs on Temple Street and muttering, "There was once a love..." and the Axe Gang is swaggering through the streets with gold-plated axes.

This is a world where all of Stephen Chow's movies have been mashed together.

Only the protagonists are missing.

The System speaks: Win over every heroine with lingering regrets and unlock the corresponding skills.

With the palm-leaf fan in hand, he can cast an illusion three times.

Bai Jingjing is still waiting for the stinking monkey who never came back.

Sister Turkey's beef-ball shop has had its sign smashed.

Bucktooth Jane asks, "Am I beautiful?" and no one has ever given her a sincere answer.

The second line never came after Lau Piu-piu's "I'll support you."

Zhou Xiaoqi smiles.

He knows the plot by heart, and understands every regret.

Isn't that what transmigrating is for: to rewrite the ending?

He will bring their stories to a close.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.