I, the Will-O'-The-Wisp War God, Save the Souls of the Dead by Waving Flowers with My Hand

I, Zhang Kun, am a famous swordsman and gunner in this small town. On the first day of my part-time delivery job, I delivered skewers to 404 Haunted House. The customer is a drowning ghost. Not only did he give me a bad review, he also wanted to kill me. I gave her a backhand punch, and she cried and gave me five stars. Later I found out that I have a pure yang in my horoscope and have no taboos. It is also bound to a rebellious rebound system. From then on, Painted Skin Ghost said that my clothes were tacky, so I taught her how to behave in society. The bride in red forced me to behave, and I turned her grave into a disco. Bi Xian asked me about the cause of death, and I asked her if she had paid her medical insurance. The official invited me to tea, and I asked them if I had all the five insurances and one housing fund. Until one day, I received a takeout order from Jifu. The note was: "The Bianhua flower is very spicy, Meng Po soup needs to be iced, hurry!" Behind him, a car from the Bureau of Spiritual Care was chasing him. In front of me, the road to hell is blocked by ghosts. I tightened the throttle of the will-o'-the-wisp and shouted into the intercom: "Give me all! Your Brother Kun delivers meals without any taboos and treats those who refuse to obey!" Warm reminder: Please do not drink water while reading to avoid laughing. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.