NBA: The League's Number One Trash-Talker!

In the summer of 2010, LeBron James chose to take his talents to Miami, and the Cavaliers entered a rebuilding phase.

Li Pen, who possesses a Super Trash-Talking System, takes a tryout with the Cavaliers.

Li Pen's dream is to become the GOAT of trash talk!

LeBron James: You know, leaving the Cavaliers was the decision I regret most! Li Pen is my brother. I want to return to the Cavaliers! Keep trash-talking me and I'll retire!

Kobe: I'm currently the best player in the league, but I don't dare trash-talk Li Pen. I'm afraid he'll roast me into a breakdown. He's the number one trash-talker, with no equal!

Curry: Big bro Li Pen, what did I ever do to you? Why are you roasting me? Are you after my three-point shooting skills or something?

Barkley: I've decided to shut down my personal social media accounts! That lunatic Li Pen keeps going after me and roasting me even off the court!

Some fan: I'm just an ordinary guy whose life isn't going well. That bastard Li Pen is even trying to roast me into a breakdown online!

Scarlett Johansson: Li, roast me! Go all out!

Taylor Swift: I love Li's top-notch ball-handling skills!

Liu Yifei: Li Pen, do you dare come back to China? I'll guard you full-court!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.