I'm a Forty-Year-Old Man, and I've Dominated the NBA for 20 Years

My name is Ye Tian. I'm forty years old this year.

This is my twentieth time entering the NBA draft.

With only a one-day contract, I finally activated the System.

And every time I win a championship, I can regain one year of my youth.

Thus began my twenty-year reign over the NBA!

Basketball God Jordan: Ever since I played against Ye Tian, I knew I didn't deserve the title of Basketball God. That title belongs to Ye Tian!

The runner-up GOAT, LeBron James: You know, Ye Tian is an exceptionally great player. I'm willing to support him and help him win more championships!

The Black Mamba, Kobe Bryant: I learned all my moves from Ye Tian. His fadeaway is so beautiful, it's mesmerizing!

The three-point god Curry: Ye Tian has the most accurate and longest-range three-point shot I've ever seen. He's the real three-point king of the league!

The Stone Buddha, Duncan: There's nothing I can do better than him, except a stationary windmill dunk. Everyone knows it!

The Answer, Iverson: He can get past me a hundred times using the same move, but I can't get past him even once!

Kardashian: Ye Tian has the best ball-handling skills I've ever seen. He's way better than James Harden!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.